Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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