God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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