I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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