Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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