it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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