Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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