3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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