Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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