On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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