Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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