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Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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