Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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