The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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