is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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