Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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