My brain says no but my pants say off.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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