I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?