last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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