No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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