on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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