Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she pinky promised me she was 18
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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