My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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