How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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