i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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