5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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