Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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