I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Do vagina's smell?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
