just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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