ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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