i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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