i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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