butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So drunk its hurt
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
