So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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