I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just gargled with NyQuil
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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