ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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