some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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