Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
tonight lets celebrate not being married
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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