Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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