Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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