i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
be right there i have to get my cape
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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