with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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