i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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