DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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