We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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