Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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