I like to think it a success when the cops are called
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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