At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
