I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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