Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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