we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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