Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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