I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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