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I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.

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Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.

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(850): I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life. (1-850): Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say. http://tfl.nu/wlmq

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(913): View more from Kansas

if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad

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(913): if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad http://tfl.nu/tveg

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(714): View more from California

im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF

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(714): im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF http://tfl.nu/bxu6

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(310): View more from California

I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work

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(310 ): I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work http://tfl.nu/s1zl

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(410): View more from Maryland

can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

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wasted?

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im pocohantasssss

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(410): can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd (443): wasted? (410): im pocohantasssss http://tfl.nu/gql6

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(949): View more from California

how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?

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(949): how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to? http://tfl.nu/2e6r

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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.

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(908): So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college. http://tfl.nu/jk80

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(760): View more from California

Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that

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(760): Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that http://tfl.nu/izum

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(703): View more from Virginia

im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one

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(703): im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one http://tfl.nu/hfte

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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have

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(760): i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have http://tfl.nu/ddny

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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless

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(904): the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless http://tfl.nu/5o22

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(281): View more from Texas

Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.

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(281): Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me. http://tfl.nu/lutc

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(512): View more from Texas

We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.

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(512): We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings. http://tfl.nu/68bg

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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?

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(816): I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't? http://tfl.nu/oexg

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool

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(412): well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool http://tfl.nu/f06r

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