oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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