Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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